{"id":73,"date":"2005-05-25T11:35:01","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T11:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=73"},"modified":"2015-07-21T11:17:40","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T10:17:40","slug":"i-hope-you-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"I Hope You Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are one of the useless, clueless, tasteless, know-nothing wankers that buys <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamster.com\/\">these things<\/a>, which means they can afford to waste my life with their horrifically irritating TV adverts up to twice per 3 minute break.<\/p>\n<p>Really. I hope you die of the most horrendous, agonising ass cancer that your God can produce. Really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are one of the useless, clueless, tasteless, know-nothing wankers that buys these things, which means they can afford to waste my life with their horrifically irritating TV adverts up to twice per 3 minute break. Really. I hope &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/?p=73\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":678,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}