{"id":129,"date":"2006-01-20T10:26:32","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T10:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/?p=129"},"modified":"2015-07-21T11:12:27","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T10:12:27","slug":"top-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Top Crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh. My. Good. God. Today is a strange day.<\/p>\n<p>As people might know, I like looking at my web server stats. I was just having a quick check this morning, I always like to check the referrers, the most common search terms and the most popular files.<\/p>\n<p>Today I proudly announce that I am top on Google for Poo Pictures. What the hell is going on? Here is the evidence:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.co.uk\/search?q=poo+pictures\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"The most popular poo pictures in the world\" alt=\"The most popular poo pictures in the world\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/poo.png\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">While I was busy laughing at my questionable status amongst poo lovers in the world, I happened to notice the Ebay sponsored ad in the right hand column.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I thank you and goodnight \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh. My. Good. God. Today is a strange day. As people might know, I like looking at my web server stats. I was just having a quick check this morning, I always like to check the referrers, the most common &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/?p=129\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":627,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions\/627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.adamsweet.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}